Kozhikode is best among many established Engineering colleges, Management College, Pharmacy College, Polytechnic College in Kozhikode, which give best education in Kozhikode. All Institution are Approved by AICET. All courses are 100% Job oriented and best for Startup. All government college and private college are spreading best education quality in Kozhikode. The college have best teachers and lab in Kozhikode. Educational environment is Best in Kozhikode.
Spread over about 112.5 acres of land, the Indian Institute of Management Kozhikode, is situated on two hillocks in the Kunnamangalam Area of ancient city of Calicut in Kerala. Boasting of one of the most picturesque and oxy-rich campuses in the country, the world class infrastructure includes air-conditioned classrooms, guest care areas and LAN/WAN connectivity which enables every IIMK resident to be exposed to a wholesome experience.
1.. Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself..
Moral: In life no one helps you, once you're fucked.
2.. Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it.
3.. What is the difference between frustration and satisfaction? What the Fuck! and What a Fuck!
4.. 3 People having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment!
5.. Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.
6.. Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his life.
7.. According To William Sexfear A Drunk Guy Is A Liability, But A Drunk Girl Is An Asset........