Assam Institute of Management
ASSAM INSTITUTE OF MANAGEMENT
Institute Type: Government
Course: Mba ( Pg )
Address: VIGYAN PATH, PACHIM BORAGAON, GUWAHATI. PIN-781035,KAMRUP METROPOLITAN,ASSAM
Website: www.aimguwahati.edu.in
ASSAM INSTITUTE OF MANAGEMENT
Institute Type: Government
Course: Mba ( Pg )
Address: VIGYAN PATH, PACHIM BORAGAON, GUWAHATI. PIN-781035,KAMRUP METROPOLITAN,ASSAM
Website: www.aimguwahati.edu.in
Q: When does a person decide to become an engineer?
A: When he realizes he doesn't have the charisma to be an undertaker.
Q: What do engineers use for birth control?
A: Their personalities.
Q: How can you tell an extroverted engineer?
A: When he talks to you, he looks at your shoes instead of his own.
Q: Why did the engineers cross the road?
A: Because they looked in the file and that's what they did last year.
Q: How do you drive an engineer completely insane?
A: Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him, and fold up a road map the wrong way.