Assam Polytechnic College

S.No	Title	District	Diploma Trade
1	Baksa Polytechnic		Chemical Engineering Civil Engineering Mechanical Engineering
2	Barpeta Polytechnic		Biomedical Engineering Civil Engineering Mechanical Engineering
3	Bongaigaon Polytechnic		Civil Engineering Electrical Engineering Mechanical Engineering
4	Dhemaji Polytechnic	Dhemaji	Civil Engineering Electrical Engineering Mechanical Engineering
5	Diphu Polytechnic	Karbi Anglong	Civil Engineering
6	Goalpara Polytechnic	Goalpara	Civil Engineering Electrical Engineering Mechanical Engineering
7	Golaghat Polytechnic	Golaghat	Biomedical Engineering Civil Engineering Mechanical Engineering
8	Hailakandi Polytechnic	Hailakandi	Civil Engineering Computer Science and Engineering Electrical Engineering
9	Kamrup Polytechnic	Kamrup	Electrical Engineering Electronics & Communication Engineering Mechanical Engineering
10	Karimganj Polytechnic	Karimganj	Civil Engineering Electrical Engineering
11	Karimganj Polytechnic	Karimganj
12	Lakhimpur Polytechnic	Lakhimpur	Chemical Engineering Civil Engineering Mechanical Engineering
13	Morigaon Polytechnic	Morigaon	Civil Engineering Electrical Engineering
14	Nalbari Polytechnic	Nalbari	Computer Science Electrical Engineering Printing Technology
15	Nowgong Polytechnic	Nagaon	Civil Engineering Computer Science Electrical Engineering Mechanical Engineering
16	Padmashree Chandraprava Saikiani Girls' Polytechnic	Kamrup	Architectural Assistantship Civil Engineering Computer Engineering Modern Office Management and Secretarial Practice
17	Residential Girls' Polytechnic	Golaghat	Electronics & Communication Engineering
18	Sibsagar Polytechnic	Sivasagar	Civil Engineering Electrical Engineering Mechanical Engineering
19	Silchar Polytechnic		Civil Engineering Electrical Engineering Electronics Engineering Mechanical Engineering
20	Sonitpur Polytechnic	Sonitpur	Civil Engineering Electrical Engineering Mechanical Engineering
21	Tinsukia Polytechnic	Tinsukia	Civil Engineering Mechanical Engineering Mining Engineering
22	Udalguri Polytechnic	Udalguri	Civil Engineering Food Processing & Preservation Mechanical Engineering

Jokes Random

Here to Serve

An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer -- you're in the wrong place."
So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in.

Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After a while, they've
got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.

One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?"

Satan replies, "Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."

God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake-- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here."

Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."

God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."

Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"