Government Polytechnic Sedem
GOVERNMENT POLYTECHNIC SEDEM
Institute Type: Government
Course: Civil Engineering ( Diploma )
Address: GOVERNMENT POLYTECHNIC SEDEMTUENSANG,TUENSANG,NAGALAND
Website: www.dtenagaland.org
GOVERNMENT POLYTECHNIC SEDEM
Institute Type: Government
Course: Civil Engineering ( Diploma )
Address: GOVERNMENT POLYTECHNIC SEDEMTUENSANG,TUENSANG,NAGALAND
Website: www.dtenagaland.org
INSTITUTE OF SHIPBUILDING TECHNOLOGY
Institute Type: Govt aided
Course: Electronics & Communication Engg ( Diploma )
Mechanical Engineering ( Diploma )
Shipbuilding Engineering (sandwich Pattern) ( Diploma )
Address: BOGDA, VASCO-DA-GAMA, GOA 403802,SOUTH GOA,GOA
Website: www.isbt.ac.in
PADMASHREE CHANDRAPRAVA SAIKIANI GIRLS POLYTECHNIC
Institute Type: Government
Course: Architectural Assistantship ( Diploma )
Computer Engineering ( Diploma )
Modern Office Management ( Diploma )
Civil Engineering ( Diploma )
Address: BAMUNIMAIDANGUWAHATI-21KAMRUPASSAM,KAMRUP,ASSAM
Website: www.pcpsgirlspoly.org
Q: When does a person decide to become an engineer?
A: When he realizes he doesn't have the charisma to be an undertaker.
Q: What do engineers use for birth control?
A: Their personalities.
Q: How can you tell an extroverted engineer?
A: When he talks to you, he looks at your shoes instead of his own.
Q: Why did the engineers cross the road?
A: Because they looked in the file and that's what they did last year.
Q: How do you drive an engineer completely insane?
A: Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him, and fold up a road map the wrong way.