An engineer was enjoying his very first vacation ever, relaxing on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. It was wonderful, the experience of his life. He was being waited on hand and foot. But a hurricane came, and the ship went down instantly. The man found himself swept up onto the shore of an island. There was nothing else anywhere to be seen. No person, no supplies, nothing. The man looked around. There were some bananas and coconuts, but that was it. He was desperate, and forlorn, but decided to make the best of it. So for the next four months he ate bananas, drank coconut juice and mostly looked to the sea hoping for a ship to come to his rescue. One day, as he was lying on the beach stroking his beard and looking for a ship, he spotted movement out of the corner of his eye. Could it be true, was it a ship? No. From around the corner of the island came a rowboat. But in it was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen, or at least seen in four months. She was tall, tanned, and her blond hair flowing in the sea breeze gave her an almost ethereal quality. She spotted him waving and yelling and screaming to get her attention and rowed her boat towards him. In disbelief, he asked, "Where did you come from? How did you get here?" She said, "I rowed from the other side of the island. I landed on this island when my cruise ship sank." "Amazing," he said, "I didn't know anyone else had survived. How many of you are there? Where, did you get the rowboat? Wow, you were really lucky to have a rowboat wash-up with you!" "It is only me." she said, "And the rowboat didn't wash up, nothing else did." "Well then," asked the man, "how did you get the rowboat?" "I made the rowboat out of raw material that I found on the island", replied the woman. "The oars were whittled from Gum tree branches, I wove the bottom from Palm branches, and the sides and stern came from a Eucalyptus tree." "But," asked the man, "what about tools and hardware, how did you do that?" "Oh, no problem," replied the woman. "On the south side of the island there is a very unusual stratum of alluvial rock exposed. I found that if I fired it in my kiln it would melt into forgeable ductile iron. I used that for tools, and used the tools to make the hardware. But, enough of that," she said. "Where do you live?" The engineer was forced to confess that he had been sleeping on the beach. "Well, let's row over to my place," she said. So they both got into the rowboat and left for her side of the island. The woman rowed them around to a wharf that led to the approach to her place. She tied up the rowboat with a beautifully woven hemp rope. They walked up a stone walk and around a palm tree. There stood an exquisite bungalow painted in blue and white. "It's not much," she said, "but I call it home. After a while exchanging stories, the woman asked, "Have you always had a beard?" "No, I was clean shaven all of my life, even on the cruise ship," he replied. "Well if you would like to shave, there is a men's razor upstairs in the bathroom." The man, no longer questioning anything, went upstairs to the bathroom. There in the cabinet, was a razor made from a bone handle, two shells honed to a hollow ground edge were fastened on to its end inside of a swivel mechanism. The man shaved, showered and went back down stairs. "You look great," said the woman, "I think I will go up and slip into something more comfortable." After a short time, the woman returned wearing fig leaves strategically positioned and smelling faintly of gardenia. "Tell me," she asked, "we have both been out here for a very long time with no companionship. Have you been lonely, is there anything that you really miss? Something that all men need, and women, too. Something that it would be really nice to have right now." "Yes there is, " the man replied, as he moved closer to the woman and fixed a winsome gaze upon her. "Tell me, do you have an Internet connection?"
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ABL Institute of Pharmacy
Address: Vill-Gobindapur, P.O. Juginda, P.S. Domkal,Murshidabad,
Pin: 742406
District: Murshidabad
State: West Bengal
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ABS Academy of Polytechnic
Address: J.P. Avenue, Sagarbhanga, Durgapur, Dist.-Burdwan,
Pin: 713211
District: Barddhaman
State: West Bengal
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Acharya Jagadish Chandra Bose Polytechnic
Address: Berachampa, P.O.-Devalaya, Dist.-North 24-Parganas,
Pin: 743424
District: North Twenty Four Parganas
State: West Bengal
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Adyapeath Annada Polytechnic College
Address: 50 D.D.Mondal Ghat Road, Dakshineswar, Kolkata
Pin: 700076
District: North Twenty Four Parganas
State: West Bengal
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AMS College of Polytechnic
Address: RANGAPUR, P.O. - NILGUNJ BAZAR, BARASAT, KOLKATA
Pin: 700121
District: North Twenty Four Parganas
State: West Bengal
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Anand College of Education
Address: Kabilpur, Debra,Paschim Medinipur,
District: Paschim Medinipur
State: West Bengal
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Arambagh Government Polytechnic
Address: P.O.- Chandur, P.S.-Arambagh, Dist.- Hooghly,
Pin: 712602
District: Hugli
State: West Bengal
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Aryabhatta Institute of Engineering & Management
Address: Panagarh, P.O. - Panagarh Bazar, Dist.-Burdwan,
Pin: 713148
District: Barddhaman
State: West Bengal
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Asansol Institute of Engineering & Management
Address: Bagbandi Road, P.O-Kalipahari, Asansol, Burdwan
Pin: 713339
District: Barddhaman
State: West Bengal
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Asansol Polytechnic
Address: P.O.-Dakshin Dhadka, Asansol, Dist.-Burdwan
Pin: 713302
District: Barddhaman
State: West Bengal
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B.C.D.A. College of Pharmacy & Technology, Campus-2
Address: 52/C/10, Ghosh Para Road, Udairajpur, Madhyamgram, Kolkata
Pin: 700129
District: North Twenty Four Parganas
State: West Bengal
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B.P.C. Institute of Technology
Address: H. P. Chatterjee Road, P.O. - Krishnanagar, Dist.-Nadia,
Pin: 741101
District: Nadia
State: West Bengal
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Baba Saheb Ambedkar Government Polytechnic
Address: P.O.- Betai, P.S.- Tehatta, Dist.- Nadia
Pin: 741163
District: Nadia
State: West Bengal
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Baghmundi Government Polytechnic
Address: Baghmundi, P.O.- Pathardih, P.S.-Baghmundi, Dist.-Purulia,
Pin: 723152
District: Puruliya
State: West Bengal
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Bankura Government Polytechnic
Address: Kalpathar, Dist.-Bankura
Pin: 722146
District: Bankura
State: West Bengal
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Baruipur Government Polytechnic
Address: P.O.-Mallickpur, P.S.-Baruipur, Dist.-24 Parganas (South),
Pin: 700145
District: South Twenty Four Parganas
State: West Bengal
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Basantika Institute of Engineering & Technology
Address: P.O.-GANPUR, P.S.-MD. BAZAR, DIST-BIRBHUM,
Pin: 731216
District: Birbhum
State: West Bengal
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Basirhat Government Polytechnic
Address: P.O. BHYABLA BASIRHAT, NORTH 24 PARGANAS,
Pin: 743422
District: North Twenty Four Parganas
State: West Bengal
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Bcare Institute of Management & Technology
Address: AMAR, P.O.-KANFALA, P.S.-NABAGRAM, DIST-MURSHIDABAD,
Pin: 742184
District: Murshidabad
State: West Bengal
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Behala Government Polytechnic
Address: 756, UPENDRA NATH BANERJEE ROAD, BEHALA , KOLKATA
Pin: 700060
District: Kolkata
State: West Bengal
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Bengal College of Pharmaceutical Sciences & Research
Address: Biplabi Rasbehari Basu Sarani, Bidhan Nagar, Durgapur
Pin: 713212
District: Barddhaman
State: West Bengal
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Bengal College of Pharmaceutical Technology
Address: Notunpally, P.O. & P.S. Dubrajpur,Birbhum
Pin: 731123
District: Birbhum
State: West Bengal
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Berhampore Polytechnic College
Address: 742103
District: Murshidabad
State: West Bengal
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Bharat Technology
Address: Jaburberia, Banitabla, Uluberia,Howrah,
Pin: 711316
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State: West Bengal
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Birbhum Pharmacy School
Address: Bandhersole, P.O. Hetampur, P.S. Sadaipur,Birbhum,
Pin: 731124
District: Birbhum
State: West Bengal
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Birla Institute of Technology
Address: 56, Barrackpore Trunk Road, Dist.-24 Parganas (N),Kolkata
Pin: 700050
District: North Twenty Four Parganas
State: West Bengal
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Bishnupur Public Institute of Engineering
Address: SIROMONIPUR, PO + PS : BISHNUPUR, DIST. - BANKURA,
Pin: 722122
District: Bankura
State: West Bengal
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Budge Budge Institute of Technology
Address: NISCHINTAPUR, BUDGE BUDGE, Dist.-24-PGS(S) KOLKATA
Pin: 700137
District: South Twenty Four Parganas
State: West Bengal
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Bundwan Polytechnic
Address: Madhupur, P.O-Jitan, Purulia
Pin: 723129
District: Puruliya
State: West Bengal
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Burdwan Institute of Pharmacy
Address: Bhatchala, P.O. Sripally,Purba Bardhaman,
Pin: 713103
District: Barddhaman
State: West Bengal
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Calcutta Institute of Pharmaceutical Technology & Allied Health Sciences
Address: Banitabla, Uluberia, Howrah,
Pin: 711316
District: Murshidabad
State: West Bengal
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Calcutta Institute of Technology
Address: BANITALA, ULUBERIA, HOWRAH
Pin: 711316
District: Haora
State: West Bengal
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Camellia Institute of Polytechnic
Address: PASS (NORTH), NH-2, DIST. - BURDWAN,
Pin: 713403
District: Barddhaman
State: West Bengal
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Camellia Institute of Technology
Address: Digberia, Badu Road, Madhyamgram,Dist.-24 Parganas (N),
Pin: 700129
District: North Twenty Four Parganas
State: West Bengal
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Camellia Institute of Technology & Management
Address: Hooghly Bainchee, Halder Dighi, G.T. Road, P.O. - Bainchi, Dist. - Hooghly,
Pin: 712134
District: Hugli
State: West Bengal
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Camellia School of Engineering & Technology
Address: Nadibhag, P.O.-Kazipara, Barasat,
Pin: 700124
District: North Twenty Four Parganas
State: West Bengal
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Canning Government Polytechnic
Address: VILL & P.O. NARAYANPUR , P.S. JIBANTALA, DIST. SOUTH 24 PARGANAS
Pin: 743363
District: South Twenty Four Parganas
State: West Bengal
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Central Calcutta Polytechnic
Address: 21, Convent Road, Kolkata
Pin: 700014
District: Kolkata
State: West Bengal
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Central Footwear Training Centre
Address: Kalipur, P.O.-P.N. Pur, Budge Budge, Dist.- South 24-Parganas,
Pin: 700138
District: South Twenty Four Parganas
State: West Bengal
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Contai Polytechnic
Address: P.O.-Darua, P.S.-Contai, Dist.-Purba Medinipur,
Pin: 721401
District: Purba Medinipur
State: West Bengal
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Contai Polytechnic
Address: P.O.-Darua, P.S.-Contai, Dist.-Purba Medinipur,
Pin: 721401
District: Purba Medinipur
State: West Bengal
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Coochbehar Polytechnic
Address: Keshab Road, P.O. & Dist.- Coochbehar,
Pin: 736101
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State: West Bengal
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Coochbehar Polytechnic
Address: Keshab Road, P.O. & Dist.- Coochbehar,
Pin: 736101
District: Koch Bihar
State: West Bengal
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D. M. B. H. Institute of Medical Science
Address: Vill & P.O. Puinan,Hooghly,
Pin: 712305
District: Hugli
State: West Bengal
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Darjeeling Polytechnic
Address: P.O.-Kurseong, Dist.-Darjeeling,
Pin: 734203
District: Darjiling
State: West Bengal
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Diamond Harbour Government Polytechnic
Address: Ward No. - 16, Diamond Harbour Municipality, P.O. - Diamond Harbour,
District: South Twenty Four Parganas
State: West Bengal
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Discovery Institute of Polytechnic
Address: NARASINGHAPUR, P.O.-SAGARPARA, P.S.-JALANGI, DIST.-MURSHIDABAD,
Pin: 742306
District: Murshidabad
State: West Bengal
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Dr. B. C. Roy Polytechnic
Address: DR. MEGHNAD SAHA SARANI, BIDHAN NAGAR, Dist.-BURDWAN DURGAPUR
Pin: 713206
District: Barddhaman
State: West Bengal
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Dr. Meghnad Saha Institute of Technology
Address: P.O.-Debhog, Haldia, Dist.-Purba Medinipur,
Pin: 721657
District: Purba Medinipur
State: West Bengal
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Dr. Sudhir Chandra Sur Degree Engineering College
Address: 540, Dum Dum Road, Surermath, (Near Dum Dum Jn. Station), Dist.- 24-Parganas(N),Kolkata
Pin: 700074
District: North Twenty Four Parganas
State: West Bengal
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Dumkal Polytechnic
Address: P.O. BASANTAPUR, P.S. DUMKAL, DIST.-MURSHIDABAD,
Pin: 742406
District: Murshidabad
State: West Bengal
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Durgapur Institute of Polytechnic
Address: G. T. Road, Rajbandh, Durgapur, Dist.- Burdwan,
Pin: 713212
District: Barddhaman
State: West Bengal
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Durgapur Polytechnic College
Address: 713208
District: Barddhaman
State: West Bengal
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Elite Polytechnic Institute
Address: S.T.K.K. LINK ROAD, MOGRA, BANDEL, (Near-13 No. Rail Gate), DIST.-HOOGHLY,
Pin: 712148
District: Hugli
State: West Bengal
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Eminent College of Pharmaceutical Technology
Address: Moshpukur, Barbaria, P.O. - Jagannathpur, Barasat, Kolkata
Pin: 700126
District: North Twenty Four Parganas
State: West Bengal
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Genex College of Pharmaceutical Science & Technology
Address: Chinsurah, Vill-Sugandha, P.S. Polba,Hooghly,
Pin: 712102
District: Hugli
State: West Bengal
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Gitanjali College of Pharmacy
Address: Vill & P.O. Lohapur, P.S. Nalhati,Birbhum,
Pin: 731237
District: Birbhum
State: West Bengal
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Global College of Pharmaceutical Technology
Address: Palpara More, NH-34, Krishnagar,Nadia,
Pin: 741102
District: Nadia
State: West Bengal
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Guru Nanak Institute of Pharmaceutical Science & Technology
Address: 157/F, Nilgunj Road, Panihati, Kolkata
Pin: 700114
District: North Twenty Four Parganas
State: West Bengal
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Hooghly B.C. Roy Institute
Address: Vill & PO- Boinchigram
District: Hugli
State: West Bengal
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Jakir Hossain Institute of Pharmacy
Address: P.O.- Miapur, Dist.- Murshidabad,
Pin: 742235
District: North Twenty Four Parganas
State: West Bengal
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Jnan Chandra Ghosh Polytechnic
Address: 7, Mayurbhanj Road, Dist.- 24-Parganas South, Kolkata
Pin: 700023
District: South Twenty Four Parganas
State: West Bengal
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Kharagpur Pharmaceutical Institute
Address: P.O. Matkatpur, P.S. Kharagpur,Paschim Medinipur,
Pin: 721305
District: Paschim Medinipur
State: West Bengal
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M.R. College of Pharmaceutical Sciences & Research
Address: Vill & P.O. Balisha,North 24 Parganas
Pin: 743702
District: North Twenty Four Parganas
State: West Bengal
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P.G. Institute of Medical Sciences
Address: Chandrakona Town, Paschim Medinipur,
Pin: 721201
District: Paschim Medinipur
State: West Bengal
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Pandeveswar School of Pharmacy
Address: Dalurbandh, NH-60, P.O. & P.S. Pandaveswar,Paschim Bardhaman,
Pin: 713346
District: Barddhaman
State: West Bengal
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Seacom Pharmacy College
Address: Vill-Jaladhulagori, P.O. Sankrail,Howrah,
Pin: 711302
District: Haora
State: West Bengal
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Siliguri Government Polytechnic
Address: P.O.-Dabgram, Siliguri, Dist.-Darjeeling,
Pin: 734006
District: Darjiling
State: West Bengal
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Sree Ramkrishna Silpa Vidyapith
Address: P.O.-Suri, Dist.-Birbhum,
Pin: 731101
District: Birbhum
State: West Bengal
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Womens Polytechnic, Chandernagore
Address: 4, Strand Road (Opp. Ranighat), P.O.- Chandernagore, Dist.-Hooghly,
Pin: 712136
District: Hugli
State: West Bengal
Contact:
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