How many first year engineering students does it take to change a light bulb?
None. That’s a second year subject.
How many second year engineering students does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but the rest of the class copies the report.
How many third year engineering students does it take to change a light bulb?
“Will this question be in the final examination?”
How many civil engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to do it and one to steady the chandelier.
How many electrical engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They simply redefine darkness as the industry standard.
How many computer engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
“Why bother? The socket will be obsolete in six months anyway.”
How many mechanical engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. One to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, one to calculate the force required, one to design a tool with which to turn the bulb, one to design a comfortable – but functional – hand grip, and one to use all this equipment.
How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years
S.No | Title | District |
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1 | Chandigarh College of Architecture | Chandigarh |
2 | Chandigarh College of Engg. & Tech. (Diploma Wing), Chandigarh | Chandigarh |
3 | Chandigarh College of Engineering And Technology | Chandigarh |
4 | Dr.S.S. Bhatnagar University Institute of Chemical Engg. & Tech., Panjab University, Chandigarh. | Chandigarh |
5 | Government College of Art | Chandigarh |
6 | Govt. Polytechnic For Women | Chandigarh |
7 | Indo-Swiss Training Centre | Chandigarh |
8 | Institute of Managemnt | Chandigarh |
9 | National Institution of Technical Teachersâ Training & Research | Chandigarh |
10 | Panjab University | Chandigarh |
11 | Pml Sd Business School | Chandigarh |
12 | Punjab Engineering College Deemed To Be University | Chandigarh |
13 | Regional Institute of Cooperative Management | Chandigarh |
14 | Sri Guru Gobind Singh College of Pharmacy | Chandigarh |
15 | University Institute of Engineering And Technology | Chandigarh |
16 | University Institute of Pharmaceutical Sciences | Chandigarh |