How many first year engineering students does it take to change a light bulb?
None. That’s a second year subject.
How many second year engineering students does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but the rest of the class copies the report.
How many third year engineering students does it take to change a light bulb?
“Will this question be in the final examination?”
How many civil engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to do it and one to steady the chandelier.
How many electrical engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They simply redefine darkness as the industry standard.
How many computer engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
“Why bother? The socket will be obsolete in six months anyway.”
How many mechanical engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. One to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, one to calculate the force required, one to design a tool with which to turn the bulb, one to design a comfortable – but functional – hand grip, and one to use all this equipment.
How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years
S.No | Title | District |
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1 | Agnel Institute of Food Crafts And Culinary Sciences | South Goa |
2 | Agnel Institute of Technology And Design | North Goa |
3 | Agnel Polytechnic | South Goa |
4 | Don Bosco College of Engineering | South Goa |
5 | Goa College of Architecture | North Goa |
6 | Goa College of Art | North Goa |
7 | Goa College of Pharmacy | North Goa |
8 | Goa Institute of Management | North Goa |
9 | Government Polytechnic Curchorem | South Goa |
10 | Government Polytechnic Mayem Bicholim | North Goa |
11 | Government Polytechnic Panaji | North Goa |
12 | Guardian Angel Institute of Hotel Management And Catering Technology | South Goa |
13 | Hq 2 Signal Training Centre | North Goa |
14 | Institute of Shipbuilding Technology | South Goa |
15 | Padre Conceicao College of Engineering | South Goa |
16 | Ponda Education Societys Rajaram And Tarabai Bandekar College of Pharmacy | South Goa |
17 | Shree Rayeshwar Institute of Engineering And Information Technoloy | North Goa |